It's been a while! Where have I been? Well lately my life has been the high school musical, just like it always has been twice a year. (Not High School Musical, THE high school musical.)
Unfortunately I have nothing to post, and so I devote the next five minutes to writing whatever comes to the top of my head. Then I'm off to eat some turkey.
Ready... Set... GO.
Lava lamps are what drive, not cow dung. Simmering soufle of brown substances are fed to me on a silver platter in the middle of a very large dining hall.
Uh.
So Scungilli, we meet at last. FOR THE LAST TIME. ~Bszheeew waaaahw mwaaooow~
Proceed to cliff face. Enjoy the view but don't pick the weeds.
RAMALAMALAMA KADINGIDDY DINGADONG. TOGETHER FO-EVAH LIKE SHUUWAHP BUDOO LABBY YIPPIDY BANG DI BANG.
Now that we are on the subject of music I will have to ramp up the bass. Prepare to take flight. No seriously. I'd hold on to something.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
So. How did you enjoy that? Ok well eat my beanloaf. I make a beanloaf nice. BEEEAAANLOOOOAF. NICE.
I love Pokemon. Especially Dragonite. He boss man. So is Gyrados. And... and... Oh look, a talking squirill. Make way folks, I'm coming through.
Whew! Ok. I'm done. Well I don't really know what just happened there, but I have a feeling when I read back on this post in like, a year, I will probably either die of hystaria, or imagine how freak-like I must have been to write something like that.
BIE.
