"It is not our abilities that determine who we are, it is our choices." ~Albus Dumbledor

January 23, 2011

Halloween to the Extreme

Yes, I do realize that Halloween has been over for about four months now. Thank you. Now after you're done being a smart-alec, let me go on.

It all started last night. (It ended last night too, I'm just trying to start the story off in a gripping way) But anyway, it all started last night. I was invited to Audrey Barron's house for a party. At first, I'll admit, I was a little sceptical about it all. But then I found out that Parker was going too! So together we left for the party. . . And left right as we got there. See, Parker has this thing with these certain girls (I won't name names for the sake of niceness, but you guys know who you are) for whenever they call him a Peach. He hates it. Utterly. "With a fiery passion," in his words. So we arrived at the party house and what was the very first word we heard coming from a group of giggling girls sitting on the house porch? Was it, "Parker! Trevor! We're so glad you could make it," or was it, "Hey look everybody! The party has arrived! Come on guys, we'll show you to your very own mug of hot cocoa!" ? No. The very first word we heard was Peach. Peach. Yeah, just peachy. So we turned around and left! I'm not kidding. We just looked at each other, nodded, then walked away.
We went back later of course, but first we wanted to get one of our good buddies, Dallin Dixon :) So that we did. We walked to his house, got him, and then went back to the party with him, to make a long story short. When we got there I SCHOOLED in air hockey. Champion of the world, that's what they called me. (No I'm just kidding. I called myself that) But after winning three rounds of air hockey, I became anti-social. So I went into the closet, and what did I behold?! COSTUMES!

Now, let me quickly state that I don't consider myself a "Drama geek." I don't hang out with the "Drama crowd." But when I see costumes, to heck with being cool. It's time for fun!

Back to the story. So I saw costume pieces! And I decided that I wanted to wear them. So I became the Irish Bandit of the Kingdom of Parker. It was pretty awesome. After everyone had witnessed my awesome costume, Jason was the first to convert to awesomeness. Then Parker joined. (Please note: all of the girls at the party ridiculed me of how "stupid" my costume looked. Now listen to what comes next) All of the girls then decided that they wanted costumes too! Ha. So much for being "stupid," eh? ;)
My only regret of the night was that I didn't bring my camera. I was pretty disappointed that I didn't get any pictures on my camera of all the awesomeness. But it's a good thing there were girls there because they always bring cameras! So hopefully I will soon get those pictures, because, like I said before, they are

AWESOME!









January 6, 2011

The last day

Ok, now when you first read this blog title, what was the first thing that came to your mind? Be honest. If it was honestly "OH CRAP IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" . . . Then you're crazy. Because obviously it's not the end of the world! . . . At least not now it isn't.

No, why I named the post what I did is because I'm rejoicing at what's hopefully the last day of my sickness! Yes!! For those of you who don't know, for the past week, I have been confined to my bed on the brink of death eating nothing but worm skin and elephant tears.

. . .

Yeah I wouldn't have bought that either. (Unless you did buy that at first. If you did, I'm assuming that you were the one who had that absurd statement come to your mind in the very beginning) No, I have been eating very well. Well, whenever I felt like eating that is. So what have I been doing this past week? If you haven't already, go now to my previous blog post on 10 things to do when you're sick. That's what I've been doing mostly. I've been trying to keep up on my homework load, but I'm pretty sure there's a lot more than that I need to catch up on.

Anyway, the point of this post was to say, "I'm done! Hooblah! Yessss!!" If you didn't get that message out of my post, then you're obviously not fit to read my blog. . . . Nah I'm only teasing.

But seriously. If the first thing that came to your mind when you first read the title was "OH CRAP IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" Or something along those lines, comment. Do it now. I want to see which of my friends are extremely paranoid. (Oh don't worry, I already have my guesses, this is just for confirmation)

January 3, 2011

10 things to do when you're sick

So for the past three days, I've been quite sick. I'm not quite sure what all the symptoms' names are, but I can try to describe them! . . . Actually no. I won't. Because that's not my point. (Plus I'm not very good with words)

So while I've been sick these past few days, I've had time to think. Time to think about what things I could do while I was sick! (Because you know, you're kind of limited when it comes to doing things when you're sick) So here's my list of 10 things to do when you're sick!
  1. Sleep
  2. Listen to music
  3. Watch tv
  4. Sleep
  5. Eat food (if your stomach allows it that is)
  6. Sleep*
  7. Take your medicine
  8. Do your homework
  9. Sleep**
  10. Sleep***

Alright, so there's what I came up with! Feel free any time that you're sick to use some of my ideas, I don't mind. Honestly.

*Remember, if you sleep too much, you won't be able to sleep at night.

**K, remember my first warning. You're living on the edge buddy...

***Dude, seriously?! You do realize that you've already been sleeping for the past 4 out of the 10 things on this list, don't you? This is the 5th man. When you're lying awake in your bed at 1:34 AM because you can't sleep for some weird reason, don't come crying to me. You'll get your germs all over me and I'll be sick again.