If I Ruled The World
If I ruled the world
Many things would change
I'd outlaw all the creepy bugs
Because I think they're strange
That lead to nowhere at all
No more crazy kids
Who bounce on rubber balls
No more undigested dinner food
Would be inside my hall
Because, you see, I'd have it all
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world
The aliens would see
And I'd make a truce with them-
The whole entire galaxy!
I'd have servants
Who would wash my toes
I'd have servants
Who would blow my nose
Servants who would paint a portrait
Of me posing with a fire hose
Because, you see, anything goes
Because, you see, anything goes
If I ruled the world
If I ruled the world
I'd make a giant slide
And at the bottom there'd be a pool-
The ocean's rising tide!
And everyone would do
Whatever I decree
And I'd be the coolest king
That anyone could be!
Oh yes! That would be the life
I'm sure you'd all agree
But unfortunately,
At the moment...
The world rules me.
~Trevor Howell
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