Words That Aught To Be Words - Volume 2

Words That Aught To Be Words

Volume 2

1. Armapathy - v. Bringing your arm down after holding it up for 30+ seconds because the teacher failed to notice you somehow, and because the blood flow had stopped reaching your fingers.
2. Chirl - n. A chair that is highly uncomfortable and distracting to sit on because the fourth leg doesn't reach the floor.
3. Clutzor - n. A nickname for a person who constantly trips over their own feet.
4. Illuminoff - n. The burt-out lightbulb that nobody ever replaces because it's in the highest, most awkwardly positioned location.
5. Lawnominus - v. The act of ripping out handfuls of grass and placing it on the leg of the person sitting next to you.
6. Returnigination - v. The act of sifting through the fridge, closing it, and coming back after looking through the pantry in hopes that something new has materialized.
7. Telaudible - v. The act of yelling at sports referees through the television.
8. Teledetermination - v. The act of pressing the buttons on the remote significantly harder the second time, because they didn't work the first time.
9. Toitzheimers - n. The condition of flushing the toilet twice because you forgot you had flushed it the first time.
10. Wordeyed - adv. Describing the act of staring at a word for so long you begin to wonder if you spelled it correctly, and if you had always spelled it that way.