Top 10 Things
Reasons school must start again
- The elements of nature have never been on our side anyway
- Obama hasn't resigned yet
- The extra-terrestrials have invaded. They are now our teachers and they want to suck out our brains as soon as they can
- I was only kidding about the first part of number 3. Our teachers are human. But we still don't know their designs...
- The media hasn't influenced the principal at all (obviously)
- Somebody faxed me. That may not be a reason to start school again, but it's almost definitely a bad sign
- They have trained our internal clocks to wake us up earlier for these nine months anyway. Curses...
- They just finished brainwashing the summer school students, and they weren't completely satisfied. As usual
- Unicorns no longer exist. Proof? There would've been an epic battle between the power of good and school. But the human race hasn't seen this battle since Noah's ark when he forgot to get a pair of Unicorns.
- I'm writing a blog post about it
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