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May 6, 2013
I'm A Bus Rider
For some reason, everybody loves to sit in the back of the bus. Don't ask me why, or how the trend started, but I made a list of people that like to sit back there. Allow me to share with you folk:
-Kids who have spiky hair
-People with runny noses
-Alien lovers
-24/7 gamers
-Poodle-walkers
-Contractors for fathers
-The kids who always have wifi
-Talkers
-Short people
-Left arm baseball catchers
-"One-man's-trash-is-another-man's-trash-as-well" people
-The half-earbud wearers
-People who don't capitalize first letters. Or their "I's."
-People with super sniffers
-Pringle eaters
-Grandpa lovers
-Cockroach vanquishers
-Kids who still believe in cooties, but are dying to be infected
-Vuluvalzvlavlazva blowers (you know, those things they play at the soccer World Cup)
-Sand castle kickers
-People with photogenic pinkies
-Sneaky night game players
-Prefer Gatorade over Powerade
-And more, if you ask them yourself
So if you want to sit in the back of the bus, you gotta fit that criteria. Otherwise they will eat you alive, chew you up, and stick you under the seat like used gum. (Which is probably untrue, but I wouldn't risk it) Also carry your wits about you when riding buses. You never know when you may need to be witty. Just saying.
But I for one do not sit in the back of the bus. You gotta stay alive in this world, after all. Therefore, I'm more of a mid-to-front area sitter. Because generally, that's where the least amount of people are, and if you don't have to talk to anybody and make yourself look like a fool, why talk?? Nope. I prefer to sit and look out the window, watching the houses and shrubs go by as my knees dig into the seat in front of me.
Farewell for now, kind blog readers. May your bus rides be ever more enlightened, and if too many people start coming on the bus, just know that I for one will be leaving to drive myself.
But as for now, I am a bus rider.
April 29, 2013
Bittersweet
When your emotions run dry
And your words have run out
Knowing what's done is done
That there's nothing to do
It's time to move on
Bittersweet is that aching you feel
When dream becomes reality
But the truth isn't real
Seeing those signs that destroy
Goodbye, one I loved
Tearing each girl and boy
Bittersweet, the nostalgic memories
That live in the back of your mind
Being tossed by the seas
Realizing you're finally alone
Unsure of where to go
Because you lost what was best known
But bittersweet isn't all bitter
For the sweet is still there
Hidden in the discouraging litter
Bringing sunshine to life
And warming the heart
Knowing you did something right
The sweet is the trembling happiness felt
When you strengthen your mind
And your heart never melts
Yes, saying goodbye now
Will lead to things greater
And brighter around
Bittersweet is corse
But it's also freeing
For better or worse
You just have to let go
So you can start seeing
And finally believing
It's for the better.
~Trevor Howell
April 26, 2013
Words That Aught To Be Words - Volume 2
- Armapathy - v. Bringing your arm down after holding it up for 30+ seconds because the teacher failed to notice you somehow, and because the blood flow had stopped reaching your fingers.
- Chirl - n. A chair that is highly uncomfortable and distracting to sit on because the fourth leg doesn't reach the floor.
- Clutzor - n. A nickname for a person who constantly trips over their own feet.
- Illuminoff - n. The burt-out lightbulb that nobody ever replaces because it's in the highest, most awkwardly positioned location.
- Lawnominus - v. The act of ripping out handfuls of grass and placing it on the leg of the person sitting next to you.
- Returnigination - v. The act of sifting through the fridge, closing it, and coming back after looking through the pantry in hopes that something new has materialized.
- Telaudible - v. The act of yelling at sports referees through the television.
- Teledetermination - v. The act of pressing the buttons on the remote significantly harder the second time, because they didn't work the first time.
- Toitzheimers - n. The condition of flushing the toilet twice because you forgot you had flushed it the first time.
- Wordeyed - adv. Describing the act of staring at a word for so long you begin to wonder if you spelled it correctly, and if you had always spelled it that way.
April 25, 2013
Some Things
April 1, 2013
Torn
How you make
Me feel
It's lodged deep inside
Making it feel
Unreal
I can't say
Who you are
Or what I am
To you
Will you stay
Brilliant star
Burn on to
Light my way
Since I met you I can't breathe
And now I would die if you leave
You make it
Easy to
Think we all
Glow
Would it
Surprise you if
All of us humans on the
Ground below
Don't even know
Of angels who come from the sun?
You may be the only one.
Do you realize
Now that I've
Seen you
I cannot
Settle for
Number two
I can't say
Who you are
Or who I am
To you
Will you be
My bright star
Burn on to
Lead me to you
Since I met you I can't breathe
Did you know I would die if you leave
You make it
Easy to
Think we all
Glow
Would it
Surprise you if
All of us humans on the
Ground below
Don't even know
Of angels who come from the sun?
You may be the only one.
Would it
Surprise you if
All of us humans on the
Ground below
Don't even know
Of angels who come from the sun?
You may be the only one.
~Trevor Howell
March 2, 2013
Roller Coaster
So a few months ago, my father found this company in Chicago while looking for new jobs, like he had been doing for a while. At the same time he was also interviewing with Microsoft in Seattle, which he had high hopes for, but ultimately didn't go anywhere. I knew that he was interviewing with both companies, and I informed him that, if it came to it, I would rather live in Seattle than Chicago. He laughed and reassured me that it was still a ways down the road and I didn't need to worry about it now.
Well the last two weeks have been the most difficult my parents have had to face, because we had reached that way down the road with the Chicago company.
Two weeks ago Monday, my dad was flown out to Chicago by the company he had been interviewing with so that they could get the feel of him in person. Two days later, they extended an offer. At first glance, my dad was ecstatic! He had been searching for a new job for quite some time now, and had finally gotten a great offer from a company he had high hopes for! And to top it off, it was in Chicago!
...Oh wait. Chicago. That's out of state.
Since my dad had come out of college, he had always expected to move out of state and raise a family outside of Utah. Whether because he had grown up in Utah himself, or was just an adventurous guy, I don't know. But coming out of college, he landed an internship in the very city he was now being faced with returning to. So it's not like it would be completely foreign to them. But moving! The costs were just too high to even consider it. So he regretfully informed the company of his dilemma, and prepared to keep searching for new opportunities.
Then the company came back offering an extremely generous relocation package. Oh boy. What to do now? Que the soul searching. Over the period of about the next five days, my parents went back and forth with the decision of moving - some days yes, some days no - but weren't always on the same page. He had to give them their answer by Monday at noon, and tried hard to find an answer by then, but he couldn't get it.
Then Monday came. He went into work that day preparing to inform the company yet again that he would have to decline, but right before noon came, he and my mom had a talk on the phone, during which my mom said, "Go for it." And so with that, his opinion changed and he accepted their offer. Look out Chicago, here we come.
But wait, it doesn't end there. After accepting the offer, my mom was still very apprehensive. She didn't know why, but she just had a terrible feeling about the whole move, and couldn't shake it. So Tuesday became the final emotional drain pipe, and Wednesday morning my dad once more called them back. He informed them of all the goings on, and the tough situation we had been in. He regretfully and very respectfully told them how appreciative he was about their extreme kindness and flexibility, but that uprooting a family was just too much of a strain at this time, and that he had to once again decline.
So imagine our surprise later that day, when we heard that he had gotten another call from them at 5:00.
They still wanted him. He could work remote. And he accepted on the spot.
Well let me tell you, it has been two long weeks for our family, but we are counting our blessings, and are amazed at the incomprehensible miracles we have seen. God loves His children, but sometimes you have to take a step into the darkness before you come into light again. Sometimes a leap of faith is necessary to jump into His loving arms, and to know that everything is alright, and everything will be alright. And He will always guide you.
January 23, 2013
If We Saw The World Through A Pool
If we saw the world through a pool,
What kind of things would we see?
The shimmering splendor of Earth
Trapped in a rippling scene?
Would we find the things we had lost?
Would the beauty inside return?
Would seeing the planet anew
Again start to make it turn?
When you look inside of the pool,
Who is in there staring back?
What is in you that isn't in there,
And what has he that you lack?
How would we see those around us
Who dream much like you and I?
They see themselves in reflections,
And both persons there are tied.
Would we look past the imperfections
Of the earthly half that we see?
In the wind-blown waters of pools,
Who can truly see clearly?
If we saw the world through a pool,
We would never have to look far,
And how much better would we be,
If we could see things as they are?
~Trevor Howell