Top 10 Things - Camping

Top 10 Things
To do while camping

1. Fires!!!! (Given. I didn't even need to try to get creative on that one)
2. Tent-poleing
3. Rock skipping races down the river/lake. Whoever gets farthest OR has the most skips wins
4. Playing pranks on the campground ranger (Example: pretend you saw a bear near your tent. When he goes away to investigate, get into that insanely realistic bear costume you just happened to bring along with you and go around terrorizing everyone else in the campsite while he's away)
5. Eat everyone else's food before your own. Then when people start getting angry that their food is somehow disappearing, blame it on the bear you "saw"
6. If you are on a backpacking trip, when you take a rest stop, swap out Bill's backpack for rocks instead of all those first aid kits. Who needs those?
7. When Bill realizes that he had rocks in his pack the whole time and starts accusing everybody, refill his pack with those first aid kits.
8. If you have a fishing pole with you, try to use it as a grappling hook and climb the tallest tree. The fishing line is supposed to be strong, right?
9. Zip tie everybody's tent zippers together at night when their sleeping so in the morning they can't get out. Except for one tent. Leave that tent alone and zip tie your own. Trust me. It's fool proof.
10. If by some crazy happenstance the campmates suspect you, blame the bear